Monday, October 03, 2005
Long Island, Bend Over and...
Remove the poll from up your A$$es. I am by no means a slow driver, but the aggression I witness daily on the Southern State Parkway and the roads all over Nassau is disgraceful. Last week I stopped to let an elderly woman cross in a cross walk and some constipated guy in a Hummer started Honking at me and then drove around me as the old lady toddled in front of my car. This was in a PARKING lot, a place old ladies should feel safe. Well, not anymore. Everyone is too stressed out from paying $500,000 on average to live in a shack on Long Island and then pay out more in taxes. Even so, the maniacs on the road are getting worse and there are more of them.
So maybe this time I'll ask nicely: Fellow Long Islanders, please slow down on the road and please take the poll out from up your a$$es before you sit down in your car. Thanks!
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